It is that time of the year again that I turn 18. Yes, maybe I was bitten by a Cullen and I will be immortalised in my eighteen year old self. (Twilight reference. hehe). Anyways it has been soooo long since I last updated my blog and somewhat now it is shamelessly turning into like my begging webpage. Ok, maybe not so harsh. More like a list of DIVA DEMANDS. lol. For the 3 of you who bothered to ask me this year for this list, here goes. (and the rest of u already know and assumed I will be putting up this list again like any other year)
So I'm turning 18 this year and I'm really looking forward to celebrating it with my closest friends at Fort Canning Park on 6th December. I'm so glad that the Ben & Jerry's people are doing an ice-cream fest in honour of the anniversary of yours truly. Ok deluded much! hehehe.
Anyways as always, like in every year, I really want to help you guys out in figuring out what gifts to get for me! I certainly don't wanna put you guys into so much trouble squeezing every ounce of brain cells to figure out the perfect gift for me. Heck, it's not worth it when I don't have that much of brain cells to begin with. Hee.. So here goes my wishlist for this year!
I really really really am a wannabe aspiring singer/songwriter and I really really want an acoustic guitar in faded electric blue! I'm soo inspired by Jay Brannan and I really really wanna compose my own songs with TRASHY lyrics like he does!
Ok you can get the guitar for only $70 dollars (cheapest i can find) at Wee Lee Music Centre exactly in front of Aljunied MRT Station. They come in these cool colours and I think faded electric blue looks hot! Don't you agree?
Next on my wishlist are these cds & Dvds!
1) Mariah Carey's Bye Bye Picture Vinyl (an LP, not cd. only one left at HMV Citylink) 2) Mariah Carey's The Ballads 3)Lady Gaga - The Fame 4)Britney's Circus (Released 2nd Dec on Britney's Bday, which is sooo near mine!) 5)Mariah Carey's Emotions ( I have this on Mini Disc and Mp3 but not on CD)
P.P.S If you're buying me Mariah Carey stuffs, PLEASE KEEP YOUR RECEIPTS. Last year I received duplicates of Mariah Carey Items. I'm flattered you guys know I'm a crazed fan but seriously, I don't need duplicates. Hahaha. And I really really love my Mariah Stuffs.
4)Summer Heights High DVD 5)We can be heroes: Finding the Australian of the Year Special Edition DVD 6)Dark Angel The Complete Second Season DVD (Region 1 DVD pls, cos my Season 1 is in Code 1)
7)Hairspray Locker Gift Set (You can find this at The Cathay Dhoby Ghaut and City Hall Gramophone Music Stores)
8)Wicked the Musical CD 9)Legally Blonde the Musical CD 10)Xanadu Broadway Cast Musical CD What else can I say? I love my musicals!
And when all else fails, SURPRISE me with sthg! I'm all up for surprises.
You know you love me, XOXO Shaz
Currently feeling: Ditzy Current Music: Lady Gaga - Dirty Sexy Beautiful
Feeling under the weather lately? The cold and damp rainy season definitely killed all my plans for the weekend. Kill joy! But you don’t need to be snuggling in soft and luscious 300 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets like I am. Have I got the hottest goss to set your rooms ablaze.
L was dressed to the nines for a dinner outing with his friends recently. Decked in designer garb from top to toe, hair styled with more than necessary products, topped with shoes that screams out Dolce and Gabana. And I mean pseudo-Dolce and pretend-Gabana, done tastefully. What turned out to be a scene from a fast-paced adrenaline pumping fashion runway, ended up into a bloodcurdling fashion roadkill! A long price tag was visible through the thin material of the top L was wearing. A fashionista’s complete nightmare! Lucky for L, a certain handy fashion elf always had a pair of clippers stashed in his bag for fashion emergencies.
D went for an impromptu shopping trip recently with his friends, and in attendance was an aspiring fashionista. While window shopping, the resident fashionista decided that a free-with-perfume-purchase CK bag was the IT BAG to get at that moment. As resident fashionista was contemplating the purchase, D was contemplating it too, knowingly how things glow with glam when sprinkled with our fashionista’s magic dust. When resident fashionista decided that he had way too many bags, D immediately swooped in for the kill, announcing he’ll be getting it. Everyone’s mouth went agape as D was never really the shopping type, what more pull off such an impulsive buy? Maybe hanging out too much with the fashion whores somehow rubbed some fashion skank onto D. This fashion ugly-duckling-to-swan transformation is something that we will all be eagerly looking forward to.
B is getting obsessed with preserving his youth. B recently went on a purple diet, supposedly high in antioxidants, in a bid to restore his youth to his former 18 year old self. B spent hours trolling the net for more products to abuse his face with. Last I heard, B was begging his friends, with stockpiles of acid, to spare him their supply for a home chemical peel session. Looks like someone inducted himself into the chemical peel club. We’ll just have to wait and see the results.
C threw a hissy fit last week, refusing to eat at Sarpino’s Pizza dine-in restaurant. Curious onlookers will begin to wonder why. For all of us, it’s not surprising considering that C is quite the gourmet diva. Apparently Sarpino’s Pizza wasn’t up to standards and C would only let his lips touch pizzas from Pizza Hut.
K was recently spotted with a huge rock on her finger. Congrats girl! From the pictures of the engagement party, that was one hell of a makeup job done. Diva with a capital D! K almost looked like Christina Aguilera circa Stripped era. MAC products anyone?
Sightings
D standing in front of the mirror, with a pile of clothes lying on the floor during the morning hour rush before school. The reason why, you’re asking me? D thought he looked fat in some tops he put on. If this keeps up, looks like someone may soon develop eating disorders or worse, join the frequent flier cab club. Maybe hanging too much with fashion whores and anorexics is definitely changing D. For better or for worse? You decide.
C stepping out of Springfield with shopping bags after trying on translucent tees made of super thin material. What a fashion evolution! I’d shudder at the thought of his nipples seeing through the tee.
B looking glassy eyed and all excited as he stepped into Energie. B walked out with a huge shopping bag from the store. We begin to wonder what B’s purchases are.
J’s skin is miraculously clearing up. And boy, whatever J is doing to his skin is definitely working. Envious much! Someone get me an appointment with J’s dermatologist! Either that or get me the chemicals he’s abusing his face with!
A is missing in action! Nobody’s heard from him for some time. Call in the Interpol and report for a missing person in France! We’re speculating that either A is eloping with someone or is really burying his head in his books. That “Hot Nerd” look is so 2004! Napolean Dynamite’s era is so over.
2 socialites posing in front of a photographer in broad daylight, decked in Heatherette inspired tasteful street trash ensembles. Mind you, it's not the kind you’ll see in Topman! Rumour has it the 2 socialites were invited to grace an upcoming yet to be named fash magazine.
The whiffs of CK One and Escada’s Sunset Heat fill the air as throngs of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron wannabes prep themselves for a night not to be forgotten.
Cash registers are ringing. Flowers, chocolates and condoms are flying off the shelves. Yes people it’s that special day where guys ask girls out, and some guys ask guys out too.
And if you haven’t heard, some people are praying hard to St Valentine for a date. Probably to Lady Godiva too. That’s for good chocolates this year.
It’s that time of the year again when the loins are heating up, and so are the gossips.
Fresh off the gossip fodder, L was last seen preparing himself to meet someone special last evening. He thought he was only going to pass her something he owed. She thought he owed her a favour. How convenient is it to ask L out on such a special evening? We would love to hear how the evening turned out. Especially when L himself, was oblivious to the fact that she was expecting a date. Let’s just say she should totally resign to her singleton fate.
While some people are busy parading their best ensembles out in public, others are in hiding. We last heard that G was almost thrown into rehab for some substance abuse. But that’s not the reason why he went into hiding lately. G was last spotted stepping out of the hospital in bandages all over his face after a cosmetic procedure. Rhinoplasty’s all the rage this year. Even Disney teenie-bopper Ashley Tisdale bought a new nose this season. Envious much!
Every year, our jaded friend B will whine and complain about Valentine’s Day. Too commercialized, stupid PDAs, overpriced gifts, and the list goes on. However this year, we heard B may finally have someone who will throw undying affection and love all over him like a puppy. B is basking in the attention, though claiming to be uninterested. However from what we gathered, B’s mysterious lover is a Don Juan. Brokeback mountain’s so passé.
E & B are hopeless romantics, often wishing that movie magic moments happen in their lives. They are constantly wishing to re-enact movie scenes in their lives. Top on their list: the guy surprising the girl in a crowded place, covering her eyes from behind and whispering sweet nothings into her ears. E was being very hopeful this year that her boyfriend will finally surprise her with some flowers or chocolates. But given the pattern, we doubt movie magic moments will happen. That leaves B to hope that his loverboy will give him a surprise.
J went on a rampage on our favorite social networking site, Facebook. J’s on a campaign to “boycott roses”, posting it not only once but a few times on all of his friend’s profiles. Last we heard, J had a fan of his own. Maybe J’s fan is no longer throwing herself onto him like an attention junkie. Maybe she moved on to stalk someone else.
Sightings:
K’s friend appearing on tv beside his so-called girlfriend as part of a news clip reporting on varsity fee hike. We’re referring to mister he-was-too-young-to-die-to-leave-his-girlfriend-that-he-is-so-much-in-love-with-when-he-thought-he-had-heart-problems-due-to-his-chest-pains. Let’s just say blogs are waaay public and everyone’s reading.
C stepping out of Armani Exchange with shopping bags after trying out tees one size too small.
B buying boxes of cereal and cartons of milk from the supermarket. I see a binging problem coming up.
I welcome you back to another insight into the lifestyles of the bitch and infamous.
Recently spotted, 4 guys with one great mission: to pour their undying attention to the biggest attention junkie we'll ever meet. Someone whose attention cravings rival that of Amy Winehouse's coke deals. Two groups of guys in a bar with one common friend, dying to be the center of attention. Drinks were fast flowing and sobriety was fast diminishing. Salacious confessions spouted and revelations were made. One thing for sure, this is a night that neither one will ever forget. However as they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on a bar night, stays in the bar.
Across the globe, our French sojourner was last seen busily packing his luggage for a wild time in the city whose name too important not to be mentioned twice. A courageous move I must say to impulsively grab a pricey ticket amidst the holiday season, and hop onboard the first plane out of the country right after his finals. A feat this big which rivals Britney's post K-fed behaviours definitely deserves a mention here. What a way to welcome 2008 with a bang! Flying all the way to get yourself in the middle of Times Square to see the crystal ball drop at the stroke of 12? Priceless. Yet somewhat pricey.
I heard it through the grapevine that our next sojourner in the land of yodels and snowy alps is no longer listed as single. When queried, a quick denial was given faster than the works of the renowned publicists of Wentworth Miller. With everyone's suspicions raised, and in the traditions of the gossip gurus such as Perez Hilton, I have two theories: Firstly, he is attached but waiting for the right moment until the relationship matures to make the big announcement. OR he is the biggest lean mean PR machine and did it as a huge publicity stunt. That sure caught the attention of all his friends. That's hot! Beat that to the punch Paris Hilton!
From the land of Kiwi, our last sojourner finally returned home. However his return came with an excess baggage tens of gigabytes worth of pictures. Yes, blame it on the snapshots of the scenery and picturesque plains. Big case of denial, I must say, when you're telling me that you're not the camwhore.
Back in our sunny island, a greedy Paris Hilton in the making was anxiously anticipating an inheritance when it was announced that he is a possible beneficiary for his late grandparent's assets. Scheming plans were also in the way to butter up his still-alive grandparent in a bid to earn a name in his will. The price to pay for being too hopeful: Big disappointment. He was last seen bitching and cursing when he was finally given the money. Let's just say with his patterns of spending, the amount of money could not even pay for ONE shirt from his favorite store. Learn from a Hilton; earn your own money using your own name, especially when Conrad Hilton wills almost all his assets to the poor.
A toast to more gossips and scandalous stories awaiting in the brand new year. Goodbye 2007.
Your scandalous source to the lives of Singapore’s University Elitist. Top story on my homepage here, fashion abuse and the transmigrant trio.
The heatwave hits our sunny shores. Our islanders are parading in shrinking ensembles, shedding more and more fabric. However I spy with my eye, someone's wardrobe shrinking one size smaller. If it's one size too small and you're a guy, you know what they say? You're treading a little too far on the metrosexuality factor. I guess some people just like it tight. And everyone’s talking.
Across the globe, 3 of our scattered cosmopolites are enjoying the perfect and ideal fashionista's climate. Cold and dry just as the New Yorkers love it, perfect for ensemble layering.
However one of our sojourning trio is still unconvinced with the idea of winter wear being fashionable. Give him 2 more years and a subscription to Men's Arena (and I mean international version), we will definitely be able to bend his straight fashion train of thought.
In the land of yodels, cheese and dwarves, where Evian flows from the humble kitchen tap, our second sojourner is having a blast experimenting and decking in ensembles blasphemous to be caught with in our blazing climate. Why blasphemous you ask me? Try fur coat in the middle of our heatwave. You'll be as good as sending yourself to hell. I can't wait for paparazzi shots of our fashionista decked in fur coat and boots on top of the Swiss alps. Even PETA could not stop Cruella De Vil.
Smack in the middle of fash capital, our last sojourner is snuggling comfortably in the company of his friends staying in the renowned district of where I assume to be Le Marais. The place is lined with touristy cafes, elaborate bakeries, art galleries and chic trinket shops where Cher's Believe seem to be seeping from every nook, cranny and cracks in the walls. Probably the only place worthy of being called Martha Stewart town, filled with armies of Stepford Husbands. Don't get too comfortable. Friendship may not be the only thing running through their minds.
Spotted: 4 continents, 4 guys making bold statements. Do anticipate a dramatic reunion.
I know it's the fasting month and I am supposed to be behaving myself.
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but....
Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
The novel was waaay steamy and sooo captivating that after reading this novel, I had a paradigm shift in my moral standpoint towards the social escort profession. Call it a more classy form of prostitution!
Written by an ex-call girl who was writing on salon.com's hit weekly column under the pseudonym Nancy Chan, the book describes the sexcapades of an almost thirty year old callgirl passing off younger than her age. Her clientele base mainly consist of rich white collared men working in prime NYC districts with high powered and prominent careers. Peppered with tons of insider information on the workings of call girls, you will intrigued by the naked truths on the practices of call girls. No-kiss policy, faking orgasms to save it for more customers, extra careful post-coital showering to prevent hair from getting wet, how to effectively hide secret lives from family members, social escort code of ethics, and of course boxes and boxes of condoms. Scandalous!
The novel helped to justify the social escort profession as being just another alternative career for people blessed with good looks and assets. After reading the book, I suddenly found myself somewhat looking at social escort as just another profession that is acceptable. I am surprised at the amount of money that the escorts make from their stints. What is more weird is that I suddenly found it appealing to be working as a social escort. Potential sugar mummies or daddies EMAIL ME!! AAAAH! Somebody stop me!
Currently feeling: Naughty Listening to: Silver Lakes - Great Pretenders
Wedding bells are ringing for many Hollywood Celebs, Eva Longoria, Ana Ortiz, you name them! Recently someone close decided to announce her plans of walking down the aisle in Calvin Klein whites. We can't hardly wait!
Love is in the air! Who was recently spotted indirectly sharing saliva one last time with a fan of his?
Online shopping sprees have been all the rage for Singaporeans since aeons ago. Who only recently got hooked, after getting rave reviews of such services from his friends?
Someone recently went into a nervous breakdown citing fears of being alone and unwanted. Time may be ticking and everyone's ageing. We suggest hauling yourself out of misery and get back into the dating circuit.
Whoever said DADA shoes or its equivalent were in, definitely needs to be arrested by the fashion police. Strut them down Fifth Avenue? More like down the Bronx.
"Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know". A nice line from the lyrics of Britney Spear's Hit. Who knew it would really happen in real life? Deepest sympathies.
It's a very healthy thing to do especially for guys. Remember the recommended frequency as quoted in Men's Health is AT LEAST twice a week, to empty the barrels for prevention against prostate cancer. So get yourselves busy and fix that loneliness! Hahah!
Currently feeling: Touched! Listening to: Витас(Vitas) - Opera No. 2
Now, in the tradition of the numerous trash tabloids that I have been reading, I decided that I should give out hot goss to my readers related to people around me. These are blind items meaning that I will not be revealing the people related to hot gosses. Try as you may, even begging will not make me reveal. Well maybe if you want to do some inside trade with me. Hee.. Go figure!
(P.S each paragraph refers to a different person)
Someone's NS friend recently outed himself to this person, and proclaimed his crush on him. Worse off, he is confused about getting engaged to a girl arranged for him. He even had the audacity to suggest of movie outings and even asked if he could touch the person "inappropriately" and maybe do something more.
This 30 something year old man was involved in a scandalous relationship with a 16 year old. Call it love or puppy love, we're not buying it when he is in fact having other flings.
Whose working colleague with questionable sexuality and is very touchy, recently decided to be closer to god and went into priesthood to be tied down with celibacy? From our psychological point of view, he is just undergoing reaction formation where the ego transforms an unacceptable motive into the opposite. A man fearing his unacceptable sexual urges decides to become a religious zealot? Bless the altar boys!
Who was recently outed as a sarong party girl? Try hard as she may to deny it, you're already labelled honey!
Someone's psychotic girlfriend threatened suicide when he wanted to stop "being friends" with her despite letting go of her 2 years ago. Troubled she may be, it is more troubling when the boyfriend decides to be with her again after her threats. Call him masochistic!
Someone's recent diva antics the size of Sarah Brightman did not go unnoticed. Honey, a no-show is unacceptable even by Hollywood standards!
A person decided to shut himself off from everyone after the drama surrounding his life. PMS, yes. Hermit? You gotta be kidding me.
A shout out to Ethan Goh for calling me all the way from aussie to wish me a happy bday on the night right before the clock striked 12. (P.S your part time job earns you 1000 AUSD this mth, hint hint. I love aussiebum stuffs and Delta Goodrem!!)
I know that my bday wishlist is long overdue and it is soo evil for me to demand things and give you guys such short period of time. Anyways this year's list is very short and the stuffs can be easily obtained at our common departmental stores. But consider it a huge favour that it was posted late cos all of us were busy with our exam preps. Even as I am posting this, my best friend's exams is still not over yet. Hahah.
Anyways I don't ask for much, people, it's the thought that counts. The thought that Shaz's friendship is worth no less than 5 dollars that is!! hahahaha.
Hey y'all bitch is back!! Coincidently just in time for my birthday!! Why switch to livejournal you ask me? Well cos i find the interface more user-friendly and I have some friends who will be bloggin on livejournal too!! This voyeuristic and busybody side of me am really interested in reading their locked private posts. hehehe. That aside, here are some questions to ask myself on my real intentions of finally blogging just to make a birthday wishlist:
Am I going to make a list of things to assist u peeps in getting me things that I really want so you will not waste your money?
Am I helping you out so that you will not see the presents end up on Yahoo Auctions?
Am I going to make impossible diva demands that requires people to search high and low on the net to find specific rare covers of some cds?
YES YES and NO! (No bloggers were intended to be harmed by the comments above. Similarities and resemblence to characters of certain individuals are not intentional and purely coincidental. HEHE. go figure that one out.)
So there you go, my virgin post on Livejournal. Remember to update your blog links and remember to visit often for I will be updating often especially during the hols. Laters alligators.
Currently feeling: Happy! Current Music: Jessica Simpson - A Public Affair
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